{"id":73190,"date":"2020-03-31T11:21:31","date_gmt":"2020-03-31T14:21:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blogdomamede.com.br\/?p=73190"},"modified":"2020-03-31T11:21:31","modified_gmt":"2020-03-31T14:21:31","slug":"poema-de-segunda-39","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blogdomamede.com.br\/?p=73190","title":{"rendered":"Poema de Segunda!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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EMAGRECIDOS<\/p>\n

Autor: ULYSSES ROCHA FILHO (30mar2020)<\/p>\n

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A baleia engorda nadando<\/p>\n

E comendo peixe;<\/p>\n

O boi gordo come capim<\/p>\n

E\u00a0 o rinoceronte,<\/p>\n

Folhas em geral:<\/p>\n

Sem\u00a0 neuras ou qualidades<\/p>\n

(dinossauros foram extintos!)<\/p>\n

De calorias pesquisadas<\/p>\n

Nem sempre investigadas…<\/p>\n

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Pessoas n\u00e3o querem emagrecer,<\/p>\n

Querem ser emagrecidas!<\/p>\n

Cortam o p\u00e3o,<\/p>\n

Deletam o doce,<\/p>\n

Minimizam o olho gordo,<\/p>\n

Idolatram o diet e o light<\/p>\n

Pesquisam\u00a0 real\u00a0 prote\u00edna<\/p>\n

(gordos trans, saturados e ins)<\/p>\n

Invadindo\u00a0 a ra\u00e7\u00e3o humana…<\/p>\n

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Plagiando o grande Poetinha<\/p>\n

(Deixarei as pastagens \u00e0s manadas<\/p>\n

E a quem maior aprouver fazer dieta)<\/p>\n

Passe-me o p\u00e3o com manteiga,<\/p>\n

Lasanha com vinho satisfa\u00e7o,<\/p>\n

Meu churrasco gordinho venha,<\/p>\n

Doce de leite sem culpa ocupo,<\/p>\n

Depois, meu\u00a0 caf\u00e9 nada amargo…<\/p>\n

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Am\u00e9m!!!<\/p>\n

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(poema de segunda…)<\/p>\n

\u00a0Alis volat propriis!!<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0 Prof. Dr. ULYSSES ROCHA FILHO<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

UNIVERSIDADE FEDERAL DE CATAL\u00c3O<\/strong><\/p>\n

Unidade Acad\u00eamica Especial de Letras e Lingu\u00edstica – UAELL\/UFCAT<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Professor do Programa de P\u00f3s-Gradua\u00e7\u00e3o em Estudos da Linguagem<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Membro da Academia Catalana de Letras – Cadeira 14<\/em>
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